The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme [ver. EM]

[callmemicchi]

RNG 1-5 for flavour. 1-15 for details!

1. Vanilla
2. Kinky
3. Roleplay Scenarios
4. Sex Toys
5. Failsex!


Vanilla
1. First time - One or both of you are virgins. Or it's the first time since you started dating, and it's time to take the next step!
2. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
3. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
4. Penetrative (Missionary) - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
5. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
6. Doggy style/Riding - Sex from behind or on top.
7. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
8. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
9. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
10. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
11. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
12. Been a while - It's been a while since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
13. Hook up - You're horny, single, and neither of you is bad looking, so why not knock boots?
14. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
15. Wedding Night - After a day sealing your vows and celebrating your love with friends and family, it's the time to celebrate privately, physically.


Kinky
1. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
2. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
3. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
4. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and the other submits willingly to their orders.
5. In public - the possibilities are almost endless! Anywhere you can be seen, or risk the potential of being seen.
6. Impact Play - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty, or they just enjoy the sensation on their butt.
7. Temperature Play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down, or wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
8. Sex Wrestling - It's like regular wrestling... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
9. Sensory Deprivation - a blindfold, for example? Focusing on only your remaining senses can make orgasms even stronger!
10. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
11. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
12. Phone sex/Sexting - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
13. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
14. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else, or perhaps watch a consenting couple?
15. Exhibitionism - You want to perform for your lover, solo or with someone of your mutual choosing.


Roleplay Scenarios
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade, or to be taught some lessons outside the classroom.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. And a physical!
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Butler, valet, maid, handmaiden... Those servants have to serve someone.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pirates - Looting and pillaging got you going? Or did you stowaway a pretty human prize from dry land?
8. Human/Animal Hybrid - Pets are endearing, but a catboy (for example) is even cuter.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... Or at least give them a hickey.
11. Prostitute - They paid for you.
12. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
13. Priest - They need to confess to you...
14. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
15. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!



Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
4. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
5. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
6. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
7. Pervertibles - Cucumbers, candles, ice cubes, or even electric toothbrushes!
8. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
9. Weapons - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
10. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
11. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
12. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
13. Paddles/Crops/Whips - for a variety of impact sensations.
14. Animal Accessories - A kitty ear headband? A anal plug puppy tail? A food bowl, a collar and leash?
15. Rope/chains - How can you get all tied up without it?


Failsex!
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
9. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
10. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
11. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
12. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
13. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
14. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
15. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.

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Comments

Kureshima Mitsuzane | Kamen Rider Gaim

[callmemicchi]

[ Micchi does not do being on the receiving end of bondage, he will have a legit panic attack over being tied down. Everything else is fine!

Fave pairings: Zack/Micchi, Takatora/Micchi. Very open to any others; any gender!]

[lunchleader]

((RNG gave me Vanilla 9, Kinky 2, Roleplay 7, Toys 11, and Fail 15. Any of these look interesting for these two? Or are there any other options/combo of options that you wanna explore?))

KINKY 2, hope this works, let me know!

[callmemicchi]

[ Micchi enjoys a good, messy make-out, he really does. It's just that at a certain point having someone squirming on, under, or beside you like an overeager puppy while you kiss and grope one another through the clothes becomes more annoying than sexy.

Besides, people like that tend to get overexcited and ruin carefully laid plans. Micchi doesn't like that. He likes being in control. He sits up across Right's hips, reaching into his bedside drawer for a soft, gauzy scarf and waves it gently in the air. ]

You fidget too much; I'm going to have to tie you down.

[ He does raise an eyebrow as if to ask for Right's consent before actually acting on the words, though. You up for this, Right? ]

[thetopbanana]

[[We could do that AU we talked about - RNG gave me Kinky 8, or Kinky 10, both of which would probably come up anyway... sound good?]]

[callmemicchi]

[ YAS TO BOTH. Kaito can even call Micchi some naughty names if he likes, cough. ]

4. 5 Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - in our ridiculous AU world

[ridingwithdevils]

[There were a few boxes on Philip's bed. He may have gone a little bit overboard with his order but there were too many choices and he wasn't sure which ones were better. There were so many opinions that he came across during his research and so many different...variations.

Each seemed to have a few pros and cons. More research was required. He had sent a very basic text to his friend earlier in the day inviting him over. It would never really occur to Philip that this was an abnormal request. They've talked about sex before. This can't have been too out there, surely.

He looked over the boxes again to make sure everything was divided up correctly.]

Lubes, condoms and aphrodisiacs.

Rings and balls.

Extra misc toys.

3. 4. Master and Servant

[dancermai]

[It's been a good few months working in the Kureshima household. The two brothers who lived here treated her very well. And it seemed, the majority of the time, the house was empty, leaving her to do the cleaning and any chores at her own pace. Sometimes it did get a little lonely but what could you really expect from a household full of busy people?

She had already completed most of her daily chores by mid morning and usually by now the house would be empty but it seemed like one room still had someone in it and the door was tightly shut. Normally, she would leave the room alone but it wasn't usual and she wondered if maybe the occupant was either ill or was about to wake up soon and would like something to eat.

Mai brushed down her little black servant's dress. Quite normal attire for someone in her profession. Then gave a few light knocks on the door. Loud enough to catch his attention but quiet enough to not bother him if he were still sleeping. She called out softly through the door.]

Young master. Would you like some breakfast? ...or brunch?

excuse me for taking this immediately down a naughty road

[callmemicchi]

[ Micchi isn't ill. He isn't sleeping, either. He's still in bed because he'd woken up in the mood to have some 'me time' with himself and his hand. After all, he's allowed! The household is full of servants and staff, but Micchi leaves his door open if he wants the room cleaned, and keeps it shut when he doesn't want people intruding. That's why he's safe to do as he wishes and know he won't be disturbed. In theory.

Just because he won't be walked in on doesn't mean he won't be interrupted by a knock at the door. And then the voice coming through belongs to the very person he's been thinking about while he's been touching himself. Micchi isn't one to blush usually, but even this makes him feel a little hot in the face.

It takes a moment for him to respond; he has to get his hand out of his pants first!]

No, it's fine, I'm not hungry. [And then his mouth does something super stupid, considering he's sat with a hard-on beneath the bedcovers.] You can come in, though.

[ Just can't resist seeing her, can he. Or talking to her. Even in an uncomfortable position like this. ]

Tomari Shinnosuke | Kamen Rider Drive

[shin_niisan]

[ M/M only. Shinnosuke is verrryyyy partial to carsex and sexy interrogations. Also probably prone to a fair amount of fail, but it's endearing honestly. ]

Chase | Kamen Rider Drive

[reaperbutt]

[BUTT. STUFF. Chase likes butt stuff. Please never, ever even fake him having been naughty and needing a punishment; he gets very distressed at even just the idea of being bad or breaking a rule! (Spankings can also be for good boys who enjoy them okay).

Fave pairings: Chase/Kiriko, Chase/Heart. Very open to any others; any gender! ]

Captain Marvelous | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

[foodispriority]

[Marvelous loves sex. Everything is sexy. Food, danger, enthusiasm, and usual or exotic biology are his favourite sexy things. Male, female, intersex, nonbinary, an alien gender there isn't a frame of reference for on earth? YES PLEASE.

Fave Pairings: Anyone on the Gokai crew, or from the Akaki Pirate crew. And then to a lesser extent: almost any former/following Super Sentai/Kamen Rider Marvelous has ever been in contact with. AND THEN ANYONE REALLY.]

I guess this comes under kinky? Idek.

[princesspirate]

[Ahim was tipsy. To be exact: Ahim was tipsy enough that she could find it in herself to say things that she would not normally say in front of people. Or a person. She was, importantly, in full control of her speech and actions and was very aware what she was doing. She had prepared carefully, waiting until the others had retired to their own cabins for the night.]

[Technically, she had retired earlier, but that was to give her time to prepare. She walked back into the main common area of the Galleon, dressed including jacket, and looking around almost nervously. Oh, she hoped no one else spotted. It would be too embarrassing]

Joe Gibken | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

[ajoeface]

[ Watch out for Joe's leanings towards guilt and penance. Also he gets embarrassed easily, but it's good for him. You just have to be careful what you say and use, he might freeze up for a moment 8D

Fave Pairings: Sid/Joe, Joe/Ahim. And then anyone on the Gokai crew.]

Kureshima Takatora | Kamen Rider Gaim

[a_divine_island]

[ So, so, so, so sooooooooo very easily embarrassed. Takatora will do everything he can to avoid saying sex words, he'll infer and hint and talk around it.

He's a heck of a passionate lover though 8D Just don't expect him to come up with the adventurous ideas! And if he does he'll be hiding them guiltily.

Fave Pairings: Takatora/Micchi, Takatora/Akira, Takatora/Kouta, Takatora/Ryoma (as a healthy AU pairing)]

Kumon Kaito | Kamen Rider Gaim

[dowhatyouwant]

[ Played ace and indifferent to sex; he doesn't understand the allure, but if his partner(s) wants it he'll do it for their sake. It's an emotional expression though so don't make him talk feelings about it!

Fave Pairings: Kaito/Kouta, Kaito/Mai, Kaito/Peco.]

2 7. Temperature Play - Hot/Cold is Kaito's choice

[dancermai]

[Mai rolled over in the bed, her eyes still closed as she pushed her face into the pillow and breathed in. Everything added to a wonderful happy dream like state. She wasn't sure how long she had been asleep for but hopefully it was just a small nap, she hadn't expected to be comfortable enough to fall asleep.

The sheets around her were warm, the scents embedded in the fabric made her feel safe and she didn't want to leave for a very long time. But she might have overstayed her welcome. A moment later she opened an eye and peered over to the other person nearby.]

Kaito...?

[Her voice was soft and slightly curious, wondering what he could have gotten up to in the meantime.]

Brain | Kamen Rider Drive

[fussbrain]

[ Brain is pretty much Heartsexual. And adverse to all the various kinds of mess accompanied by sex; lube, sweat, come - human excretions especially are gross and unsettling! M/M only. He's scared of ladyparts. Medic is to blame. ]

Sonozaki Saeko | Kamen Rider W

[queensaeko]

[Saeko is a total domme, there will be no subbing here. She loves pegging (men and women) but she won't be on the receiving end of anal herself either. Roleplay is fine so long as she maintains her dominant position even in an act. Fail is not going to impress her much so that could end in no sex XDDD]

Sonozaki Wakana | Kamen Rider W

[sono_hime]

[She leans more towards dudes than ladies, but that doesn't mean femmeslash is not an option! She's the type to play innocent but actually be very naughty. And when it comes to her siblings she has a competitive streak, so if you've slept with one of them before expect her to try and be "better" in bed than them!]

5 9. Missing item

[ridingwithdevils]

[[okay my brain has asploded and I can't think of a way to start this log so I'm going to leave this one up to you.]]

2-4

[isacrowd]

[It's so nice to have rich, classy friends. Never in her life would Z be able to afford even an hour in a place like this, a building with a doorman and sumptuous decor in just the entry hall on the first floor! There's even someone in the elevator bay to press the buttons on the elevator for her, but -- thank goodness -- she gets to ride the elevator on her own. (The boy in the elevator bay told her that tenants here pay for privacy as well as luxury. Thank goodness.)

There's just the slightest bit of hesitation before Z knocks on Wakana's door. She never knew Wakana was into girls too, but that's not what puts a damper on her otherwise confident way. It's more that Wakana is obviously a girl who's used to the best, and for all that Z knows she's good (and she can provide extra entertainment in the form of replicas, should anyone be into that!), she's just-- well, maybe (probably!) Wakana has had very very good.

Well, Z will just have to be at her best, which isn't hard when you're going to sleep with someone as pretty as Wakana. Z knocks, back straight, head held high.

Game on.]

Izumi Hina | Kamen Rider OOO

[hinadesigns]

[ She might be a little shocked at first, but since Hina's such a good sport about costumes and taking on roles I think she could find her feet and get into any scenario eventually XD ]

Post canon wilderness! you can pick a number if you want or we can just go at it.

[goddessofdance]

[It feels like it's been an eternity but in actuality was probably only a few months since they've arrived at this new planet. To his credit, Kouta had worked extremely hard in making sure their new home was comfortable and beautiful. She watches over the serene water with a quiet gaze and then a soft sigh.

She knew this was the only way but she did miss home. The dancing and the loud happy music and all of her friends. She lay back down on the grass and now stared up at the sky.]

2 and/or 5?

[callmemicchi]

[Every time they end up doing this, finding themselves alone in the Gaim garage, or Kouta-san's bedroom, suddenly realising the electric attraction is still there between them, Micchi finds himself wondering during messy, fumbling, overexcited kisses how this happened. He can't even remember who initiated it anymore; was it Kouta-san? But would Kouta-san really have dropped a confession on Micchi out of nowhere? And would Micchi ever have been courageous enough to go first instead?

Nope, he can't remember at all, but he's sure if he were to dare ask (and admit his head spins too much to remember!) Kouta-san would probably tell him it doesn't matter. After all they're here now. Kouta-san doesn't have the analytical mind Micchi does.

And, honestly... It doesn't matter. All that matters is pushing Kouta-san against the wall, knowing full well they could roll along it and trade places a few times, mouths meeting in heated, sloppy ways the entire way. Micchi pants for breath whenever they part, and he knows his lips must be pink and swollen. And that his expression is giddy. It's addictive, somehow.

He doesn't plan to stop.]