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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme [ver. EM]

RNG 1-5 for flavour. 1-15 for details!

1. Vanilla
2. Kinky
3. Roleplay Scenarios
4. Sex Toys
5. Failsex!

Vanilla
1. First time - One or both of you are virgins. Or it's the first time since you started dating, and it's time to take the next step!
2. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
3. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
4. Penetrative (Missionary) - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
5. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
6. Doggy style/Riding - Sex from behind or on top.
7. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
8. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
9. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
10. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
11. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
12. Been a while - It's been a while since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
13. Hook up - You're horny, single, and neither of you is bad looking, so why not knock boots?
14. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
15. Wedding Night - After a day sealing your vows and celebrating your love with friends and family, it's the time to celebrate privately, physically.

Kinky
1. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
2. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
3. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
4. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and the other submits willingly to their orders.
5. In public - the possibilities are almost endless! Anywhere you can be seen, or risk the potential of being seen.
6. Impact Play - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty, or they just enjoy the sensation on their butt.
7. Temperature Play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down, or wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
8. Sex Wrestling - It's like regular wrestling... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
9. Sensory Deprivation - a blindfold, for example? Focusing on only your remaining senses can make orgasms even stronger!
10. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
11. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
12. Phone sex/Sexting - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
13. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
14. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else, or perhaps watch a consenting couple?
15. Exhibitionism - You want to perform for your lover, solo or with someone of your mutual choosing.

Roleplay Scenarios
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade, or to be taught some lessons outside the classroom.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. And a physical!
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Butler, valet, maid, handmaiden... Those servants have to serve someone.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pirates - Looting and pillaging got you going? Or did you stowaway a pretty human prize from dry land?
8. Human/Animal Hybrid - Pets are endearing, but a catboy (for example) is even cuter.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... Or at least give them a hickey.
11. Prostitute - They paid for you.
12. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
13. Priest - They need to confess to you...
14. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
15. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
4. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
5. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
6. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
7. Pervertibles - Cucumbers, candles, ice cubes, or even electric toothbrushes!
8. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
9. Weapons - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
10. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
11. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
12. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
13. Paddles/Crops/Whips - for a variety of impact sensations.
14. Animal Accessories - A kitty ear headband? A anal plug puppy tail? A food bowl, a collar and leash?
15. Rope/chains - How can you get all tied up without it?

Failsex!
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
9. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
10. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
11. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
12. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
13. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
14. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
15. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.

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[Instead of just handing the glass over to him, she shuffles over on the bed slightly, to get just that tiny bit closer but still not quite touching and then holds the glass up to his cheek. The warm bed and the ice cold glass were the perfect mix.]

How long....was I asleep for?

[She rests her cheek on her knees, watching him with a quiet gaze and wondering whether he's finding it weird or not that he's sitting on his bed while there was a girl right beside him and all he wants is the glass of water.]

[ Despite himself, Kaito closes his eyes when he feels the cool glass against his skin. It feels good. He's still wearing his Baron uniform, even his coat, like armour. It's a little bit overkill ~~when he'd made sure the heating was turned up enough to keep Mai comfortable~~. ]

I'm not sure. I didn't think it would be a good idea to sit and watch you.

[Oh, that had almost been a joke, until it had fallen flat. You can't try and joke about something that's true. Well, you can if you're better at it than Kaito.

She's probably worried she was an inconvenience to him; Mai worries about minor things like that, doesn't she?]

Not long enough to be a bother.

[Ah, so comforting, Kaito. A+ ]

[The very amused smile remains on her face at his almost admission and she can't help but laugh again when he let's her know that at least she wasn't bothering him by staying here now. The room was so comfortable that she didn't want to leave. And after all, it had taken enough effort for him to come this close to her. She wanted to see just how much further he would go.]

Well, that's good then.

[She watches him curiously. She knew that this outfit of his meant something. It's not like she has ever seen him wear anything else.]

You don't want to take at least that part of your uniform off in this room, Mr Baron?

[He doesn't get why she's laughing, but rather than puzzle over it Kaito just decides to enjoy the sound. It's so fresh and free. How is Mai so free? He wishes he knew. It can't be through not caring enough about the world around; mostly she cares too much. If he ever touched her would it help him understand some of her secrets?

That is a bad train of thought to be going down while they're sitting together on a bed. ~~Or exactly the right train of thought~~. And so Mai catches him off-guard when she enquires about his Baron coat. Kaito looks down at it.

Surely admitting you're warm isn't really a sign of weakness.]

It might be more comfortable if I did.

[Kaito stands up to shrug his jacket off and drape it over the back of a chair, but he's so efficent that he's back on the bed in no time. Clasping his hands across his stomach and not accidentally touching his albow to Mai's arm at all, nope. He's going to ignore that, it was a pure accident and he doesn't want to draw attention to it!]

[Her gaze quietly follows him through each movement, the shy smile on her face as she subtly moves right up next to him when he returned to the bed. Well, the accidental touch opens up more doors after all. She didn't understand how he could dance in so much clothing. So many restrictive layers when she was all about the free loose and relaxing clothing.]

I don't think...I've seen you wear anything else.

[Well, now that at least his forearm was more open to her, she picked up that glass of water and took another sip, and while she did so quietly fished out one of the ice blocks.]

Do you have any other clothes...?

[She teased while playing with that ice block down her own arm for the moment, her gaze quietly watching him to check on his reaction.]

I don't need to wear anything else; this represents Team Baron.

[And Team Baron is the most important thing, obviously. It represents the strength he's built up, and the worthy people within the group. Looking neat, clean, and sharp works in your favour to make a good impression to others, and to intimidate. He'd chosen suits purposely. They'd all learnt how to dance in them.

He watches naively as Mai reaches into the glass, no idea of her intentions at all, not until she's trailing the cube of ice down her skin. Something about it seems almost sensual, and her content reaction suggests she finds it relieving.]

Are you... Also warm?

[Was that a waver in his voice just then? No, no way. Kaito is monotone and flat and strong.]

The shy smile touches on her lips once more as she holds back from responding just for this moment. She had caught his attention and that was the important thing. A small trickle of the melted ice trails down her arm and drips onto the bed. She was feeling warm after having been wrapped up in these sheets but that wasn't the main reason for her pulling the ice block from the glass.

No, the main reason she pulled the ice block from the glass was because the person that was sitting on the bed was warm and she wanted to remedy that. She shakes her head just a slight amount to answer his question and inches just a short distances closer to him so now their bodies were right side by side and her legs were spread out flat in front of her. He had intrigued her for quite some time now, this strong dancer with the loud bark but she knew that deep down there would be more. She just had to find it.

After all, the ones that bark the loudest were usually just the most scared.

Mai gently reaches out now, and lightly grasps Kaito's wrist, tugging his hand towards her lap. "I thought this might help cool you down." Her voice was calm, innocent with just a slight hint of tease but that last note may be lost on Kaito. For now, anyway. She runs the ice block down from the cuff of his shirt, over the inside of his wrist and onto his palm. Maybe, eventually he'll realize that the person he's currently sitting on the bed with was a looking for more than just a comfortable place to nap.

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"What are you doing?" Kaito jerks his hand away instinctively, but not roughly enough to actually have it escape Mai's gentle hold. "I'm fine!"

He takes a good look at her, to try and discover just what the heck is going on in her head. He sees her warm, welcoming, eager eyes, and the faraway smile that says she's in a place that makes her happy and content.

That place is his bed, though! And she's initiating bodily contact in such a forward way.

Actually, Kaito has witnessed this sort of thing before; Zack is always at it.

"You're flirting with me," Kaito says, mocking tone evident in his voice. And he is tempted to open his mouth and tell Mai how ridiculous and stupid that is, but something stops him. And then his mouth is just slightly parted and his expression confused. Because he doesn't want to mock her.

He thinks... he likes it.

As he jerks away, she turns slightly to look at him but the expression she has on her face is of a wry smile. She got his attention at least and he was slowly catching onto her intentions. Since the ice block is mostly melted down now, she places it in her mouth.

With his response, the wry smile widens slightly, becoming more of a slightly shy cheeky smile and she pulls her legs up to her chest, resting the side of of her face on her knees to keep her gaze focused on him.

"If I am...?" When she speaks, her voice is soft, laced with a little curiosity but mainly a light taunt. She wanted to test the waters just a little more. He'd let her rest in the bed since she was tired but that didn't necessarily mean anything. It was this next answer that was really going to show her how he felt.

Is that a challenge? Kaito's nostrils flare. His palm is wet from the ice cube residue. He clenches it shut. She thinks she's in charge here?

...That's surprisingly attractive considering Kaito favours dominance himself, but there's something satisfying about knowing one has a strong, worthy partner...

Hey, whoa, she's not his partner. But she appears interested in the role.

"Then you need to know whether I'm interested, don't you." He replies flatly. This is Kaito's stage now. He reaches out with his (dry) hand and slides his fingers beneath Mai's cheek to encourage her to lift her head up again.

Yeah, he's going in. After all, confessing to someone smacks of emotional desperation. Admitting to a mutual interest is nowhere near as weak. Mmmhmm. Logic.

Kaito leans in without hesitation now that he's decided to do it, pressing his mouth firmly to Mai's and then parting his lips ever so slightly to see how she likes it.

There was only a split second where she tenses upon realizing that as soon as he sets his mind on something he's straight in without a warning. There's a slight chill running down her spine as she shifts just slightly on the bed to adjust to his body. Well, at least she got his attention.

And she got the answer to her unasked question. Mai was actually unsure whether his earlier responses were him trying to play some kind of hard to get or whether he was really just oblivious until now. Regardless, parts her lips just slightly, her own tongue moving to play over his lower lip to see if she can entice him further.

Not quite Kaito's stage yet. There's still a few more tricks she's learnt.

Warning? If she needed a warning she shouldn't have been flirting so blatantly that even Kaito was quickly able to discern it! That brief shock is all nonsense anyway; he can feel the give of the mattress as she moves to fit better to him. He smirks into the kiss, until he feels a tongue running over his lower lip.

More, she wants more? Kaito might not understand everything when it comes to sexual attraction, but he understands the dance of a battle, even one more about love than war.

Not that he would go so far as to say that word! Anyway. Anyway.

Kaito kisses Mai harder, the hand cupping her face keeping her firmly in place so that she knows he doesn't want her to go anywhere. So that he'll be kissing her until her head is spinning.

Mai finds herself leaning into that hand slightly almost a little for support, the warmth there feeling comfortable as the kiss lingers and deepens. This was what she was hoping for when she had relaxed on his bed.

Although the road to this destination was a little longer than she thought it would have been. And at least his clothes were a little less restricting with that coat off.

She playfully runs her hands over his chest, tugging at the fabric a little but not in any way that would remove clothing and attempts to distract him by tugging on his lower lip gently with her teeth. Just to see if she can get a little more out of him for now.

Oh, Mai knows how to provoke him. If she's able to nip at his lip then she hasn't been kissed into distraction throughly enough! It's a matter of pride now. Kaito leans in, to the point that Mai will have to give way beneath him and recline back onto the bed because there's really no other option. If nibbling is what she likes then perhaps he'll try the same; Kaito is starting to feel a little worked up now, but he keeps himself in check in order to not cause pain when he takes Mai's bottom lip between his own teeth for a change.

"That ice cube disappeared quickly," he says dumbly when he finally decides to pull away from Mai's lush, pink mouth. It probably melted so fast because her mouth is so invitingly hot.

Mai's pushed down onto the bed with a soft murmur of surprise which also sounds very similar to a muffled giggle. It was probably a combination of both. His extra attention on her lower lip does elicit a very soft groan from her, more of a sound asking for more attention.

As he pulls aways, a small pout forms on her lips, wanting him to come back. "Did you want to try again...?" She teases in the hopes he would either rise to the bait or maybe think of a new trick.

"Try again?" He's not stupid, he knows what she means. And he would rather take charge of this situation. "Yes."

Kaito reaches for the glass of water himself this time, quickly fishing out an ice cube without much trouble. When he leans back over Mai he offers the ice cube up to her kiss-swollen lips and trails it across them until they're glistening wet.

"Do you want it here again?" He asks. "Or..."

He presses the ice cube gently to the side of Mai's neck, sliding it down towards her collarbone.

Mai watches him quietly, her gaze following his very precise movements to the glass and then back to giving her attention. As usual, Kaito moves very specifically. All to accomplish his goal but still remaining elegant. She admired that about him.

Then she's distracted as the ice club is moving over her lips and she gasps as it slides down her body. She can't resist a very soft grown as she shivers to the touch. She'd respond but she couldn't grasp onto the words she needed. This hadn't been the response she was expecting from him.

No words! Not that Kaito dislikes Mai's voice or what she has to say; sometimes she says things it's difficult for him to hear, but it challenges him and that's good. But being able to shut her teasing mouth for a moment feels amazingly good; it means he's done something so right that she's speechless to deal with it. He can't help his smug smirk.

"Yes, then," he says, mostly to himself. "Tell me if things go too far..."

After all, he respects her far too much to force her. He would never need to force someone! Kaito trails the melting ice cube a little bit further down, so that it's heading to the valley between Mai's breasts.

If she knew what he was thinking, Mai would totally be trying her hardest to talk back to him but instead, she's concentrating on where that ice cube is moving. A shiver spreads from her chest and moves down the rest of her body. The cold trail making the rest of her body feel much warmer by comparison.

Things are definitely not going too far, not when this is what she was aiming for. Although, Kaito was definitely a lot more forward than she had expected from their initial time together here. Her lips are slightly parted as she watches, her tongue licking over her lower lip. How far was he going to go?

She still isn't saying anything. So she's fine with this. Kaito watches Mai through half-lidded eyes. Her mouth is parted in a way that suggests she isn't really aware of it, it's just held open in anticipation. She's waiting to see what he'll do next. She looks so pretty like this.

Well, Kaito might not be tempted to just run out and fuck anyone and everyone, but he's been around enough locker talk and internet sites to know what girls like. He lifts the ice cube onto Mai's strappy top and circles it over the area where her nipple is likely hidden beneath her clothes. This should reveal it quickly; cold makes nipples stand right to attention.

If she knew just how much attention he was paying to her, she would definitely have been a little more embarrassed about her position right now. However, the ice block serves as the best distraction and she was eager to see his next move. Then as the ice block finds its target, she responds with a soft moan, her body writhing under the touch and almost pulling back from the cold.

Kaito was definitely right about her physical response, although she's now also breathing short and shallow, and watching him with an expression that definitely was asking for much more than what he was doing. Perhaps she can entice him into exploring further by running her fingers over the fabric of his shirt and casually undoing some of the buttons.

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