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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme [ver. EM]

RNG 1-5 for flavour. 1-15 for details!

1. Vanilla
2. Kinky
3. Roleplay Scenarios
4. Sex Toys
5. Failsex!

Vanilla
1. First time - One or both of you are virgins. Or it's the first time since you started dating, and it's time to take the next step!
2. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
3. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
4. Penetrative (Missionary) - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
5. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
6. Doggy style/Riding - Sex from behind or on top.
7. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
8. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
9. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
10. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
11. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
12. Been a while - It's been a while since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
13. Hook up - You're horny, single, and neither of you is bad looking, so why not knock boots?
14. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
15. Wedding Night - After a day sealing your vows and celebrating your love with friends and family, it's the time to celebrate privately, physically.

Kinky
1. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
2. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
3. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
4. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and the other submits willingly to their orders.
5. In public - the possibilities are almost endless! Anywhere you can be seen, or risk the potential of being seen.
6. Impact Play - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty, or they just enjoy the sensation on their butt.
7. Temperature Play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down, or wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
8. Sex Wrestling - It's like regular wrestling... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
9. Sensory Deprivation - a blindfold, for example? Focusing on only your remaining senses can make orgasms even stronger!
10. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
11. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
12. Phone sex/Sexting - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
13. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
14. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else, or perhaps watch a consenting couple?
15. Exhibitionism - You want to perform for your lover, solo or with someone of your mutual choosing.

Roleplay Scenarios
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade, or to be taught some lessons outside the classroom.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. And a physical!
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Butler, valet, maid, handmaiden... Those servants have to serve someone.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pirates - Looting and pillaging got you going? Or did you stowaway a pretty human prize from dry land?
8. Human/Animal Hybrid - Pets are endearing, but a catboy (for example) is even cuter.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... Or at least give them a hickey.
11. Prostitute - They paid for you.
12. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
13. Priest - They need to confess to you...
14. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
15. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
4. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
5. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
6. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
7. Pervertibles - Cucumbers, candles, ice cubes, or even electric toothbrushes!
8. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
9. Weapons - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
10. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
11. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
12. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
13. Paddles/Crops/Whips - for a variety of impact sensations.
14. Animal Accessories - A kitty ear headband? A anal plug puppy tail? A food bowl, a collar and leash?
15. Rope/chains - How can you get all tied up without it?

Failsex!
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
9. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
10. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
11. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
12. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
13. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
14. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
15. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.

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[ Micchi does not do being on the receiving end of bondage, he will have a legit panic attack over being tied down. Everything else is fine!

Fave pairings: Zack/Micchi, Takatora/Micchi. Very open to any others; any gender!]

[ M/M only. Shinnosuke is verrryyyy partial to carsex and sexy interrogations. Also probably prone to a fair amount of fail, but it's endearing honestly. ]

[BUTT. STUFF. Chase likes butt stuff. Please never, ever even fake him having been naughty and needing a punishment; he gets very distressed at even just the idea of being bad or breaking a rule! (Spankings can also be for good boys who enjoy them okay).

Fave pairings: Chase/Kiriko, Chase/Heart. Very open to any others; any gender! ]

[Marvelous loves sex. Everything is sexy. Food, danger, enthusiasm, and usual or exotic biology are his favourite sexy things. Male, female, intersex, nonbinary, an alien gender there isn't a frame of reference for on earth? YES PLEASE.

Fave Pairings: Anyone on the Gokai crew, or from the Akaki Pirate crew. And then to a lesser extent: almost any former/following Super Sentai/Kamen Rider Marvelous has ever been in contact with. AND THEN ANYONE REALLY.]

[ Watch out for Joe's leanings towards guilt and penance. Also he gets embarrassed easily, but it's good for him. You just have to be careful what you say and use, he might freeze up for a moment 8D

Fave Pairings: Sid/Joe, Joe/Ahim. And then anyone on the Gokai crew.]

[ So, so, so, so sooooooooo very easily embarrassed. Takatora will do everything he can to avoid saying sex words, he'll infer and hint and talk around it.

He's a heck of a passionate lover though 8D Just don't expect him to come up with the adventurous ideas! And if he does he'll be hiding them guiltily.

Fave Pairings: Takatora/Micchi, Takatora/Akira, Takatora/Kouta, Takatora/Ryoma (as a healthy AU pairing)]

[ Played ace and indifferent to sex; he doesn't understand the allure, but if his partner(s) wants it he'll do it for their sake. It's an emotional expression though so don't make him talk feelings about it!

Fave Pairings: Kaito/Kouta, Kaito/Mai, Kaito/Peco.]

[ Brain is pretty much Heartsexual. And adverse to all the various kinds of mess accompanied by sex; lube, sweat, come - human excretions especially are gross and unsettling! M/M only. He's scared of ladyparts. ~~Medic is to blame.~~ ]

[Saeko is a total domme, there will be no subbing here. She loves pegging (men and women) but she won't be on the receiving end of anal herself either. Roleplay is fine so long as she maintains her dominant position even in an act. Fail is not going to impress her much so that could end in no sex XDDD]

[She leans more towards dudes than ladies, but that doesn't mean femmeslash is not an option! She's the type to play innocent but actually be very naughty. And when it comes to her siblings she has a competitive streak, so if you've slept with one of them before expect her to try and be "better" in bed than them!]

[ She might be a little shocked at first, but since Hina's such a good sport about costumes and taking on roles I think she could find her feet and get into any scenario eventually XD ]

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