callmemicchi: (got a naughty idea)
callmemicchi ([personal profile] callmemicchi) wrote in [community profile] couscoussier2016-03-24 09:22 pm

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme [ver. EM]

RNG 1-5 for flavour. 1-15 for details!

1. Vanilla
2. Kinky
3. Roleplay Scenarios
4. Sex Toys
5. Failsex!

1. First time - One or both of you are virgins. Or it's the first time since you started dating, and it's time to take the next step!
2. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
3. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
4. Penetrative (Missionary) - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
5. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
6. Doggy style/Riding - Sex from behind or on top.
7. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
8. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
9. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
10. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
11. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
12. Been a while - It's been a while since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
13. Hook up - You're horny, single, and neither of you is bad looking, so why not knock boots?
14. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
15. Wedding Night - After a day sealing your vows and celebrating your love with friends and family, it's the time to celebrate privately, physically.

1. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
2. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
3. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
4. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and the other submits willingly to their orders.
5. In public - the possibilities are almost endless! Anywhere you can be seen, or risk the potential of being seen.
6. Impact Play - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty, or they just enjoy the sensation on their butt.
7. Temperature Play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down, or wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
8. Sex Wrestling - It's like regular wrestling... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
9. Sensory Deprivation - a blindfold, for example? Focusing on only your remaining senses can make orgasms even stronger!
10. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
11. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
12. Phone sex/Sexting - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
13. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
14. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else, or perhaps watch a consenting couple?
15. Exhibitionism - You want to perform for your lover, solo or with someone of your mutual choosing.

Roleplay Scenarios
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade, or to be taught some lessons outside the classroom.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. And a physical!
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Butler, valet, maid, handmaiden... Those servants have to serve someone.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pirates - Looting and pillaging got you going? Or did you stowaway a pretty human prize from dry land?
8. Human/Animal Hybrid - Pets are endearing, but a catboy (for example) is even cuter.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... Or at least give them a hickey.
11. Prostitute - They paid for you.
12. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
13. Priest - They need to confess to you...
14. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
15. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!

1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
4. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
5. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
6. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
7. Pervertibles - Cucumbers, candles, ice cubes, or even electric toothbrushes!
8. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
9. Weapons - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
10. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
11. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
12. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
13. Paddles/Crops/Whips - for a variety of impact sensations.
14. Animal Accessories - A kitty ear headband? A anal plug puppy tail? A food bowl, a collar and leash?
15. Rope/chains - How can you get all tied up without it?

1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
9. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
10. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
11. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
12. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
13. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
14. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
15. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.

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thetopbanana: (5)

[personal profile] thetopbanana 2016-03-29 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd watched the teenager grow, despite everything. Despite the training, the demanding attention to detail, the yelling at people to get the fuck back in formation... Micchi had thrived. He'd been initially uncertain - he had a rebellious streak and a tendency to question his orders - but there was a spark there, something to tend so it could grow into a flame rather than be stamped out and shoved in line.]

[And the spark had grown further, until it enveloped both of them, because while he knew Micchi was younger than him by several years, it didn't seem important. The boy was desperate for attention... and deep down Kaito knew he'd be able to give it to him. He didn't ask questions about his home life, because he didn't want questions to be asked of his own. Most of Baron knew he had a room in their base, though they hadn't been allowed into it. Micchi was one of the few who had been, tearing off his jacket and shirt to press against the younger boy, soft growls into smooth skin...]

[And now they're both there again, flopped on Kaito's somewhat small bed while Kaito leans over him, a mischievous glint in his eye.]

Roll over.

[He knows Micchi will probably fight back. In fact, he expects it. He's looking forward to it, really. It's been a while since he's gotten to really have a good fight for dominance.]
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[personal profile] thetopbanana 2016-04-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Do you want to challenge me on that?

[He's aware of his teammate's cold and calculating mind. It's not his style at all, but to be blind to it would be stupidity. He knows that Micchi is hiding something, and that he'll find it eventually... but for now he should play along.]

[And speaking of playing along... he presses a hand into the mattress next to Micchy's shoulder, lowering himself slightly to get in Micchi's face.]

Do you really think you can win?
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[personal profile] thetopbanana 2016-04-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[It always makes him huff in annoyance. He knows that the boy is more clever than he likes to let on - and it's a kind of fighting that he doesn't like. Long-term planning isn't to be avoided, but if he's not even going to try to push him off...]

Maybe. Or maybe I'll just make you move myself.

[He reaches over to grab Micchi's shoulder, trying to flip him over. He's not fond of taking things like this against someone's will - but Micchi's always had the freedom to tell Kaito to stop. Exerting power is one thing. Simply taking that kind of thing has always seemed far too much of an abuse of that power to Kaito for his tastes.]
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[personal profile] thetopbanana 2016-04-17 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smirks, ready for the challenge, and moves to press a hand against Micchi's crotch, putting just enough pressure down to be a tease.]

I will. And I'll have you screaming my name... that's how you like it, isn't it? Making a mess in your pants... begging for me to touch you more... heh.

[He leans down so his breath can tickle at Micchi's ear.]

You love it when I do this, don't you?
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[personal profile] thetopbanana 2016-04-17 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well he's not wrong that he's had some dreams about his younger teammate, but...]

I plan to make my dreams a reality. So we'll make you do that this time.

[He grins, tugging at Micchi's pants a little, trying to unzip them. Who the fuck designed these things to be so hard to undo with one hand?]

Unless, of course, you've got a better idea... and can fight for it.