[Urgh Philip, your dumb, innocently happy smile is so cute. And if that explanation makes sense to you then that's good, Micchi is fine with that. ]

Yeah, exactly. We know it's a date but nobody else does. And dating in secret isn't uncommon, so you're still getting a regular experience.

[That should make Philip happy too, right? It won't be an anomaly in regards to data. Micchi sits down on the bed and pats the empty space beside him.]

Sit down. You can tell me which aspects of dating - and sex - you want to research further with me specifically.

[You do have a list, right Philip? ]