[Well thank god Philip understands how discretion works - Micchi would never have figured from the evidence!]

Look, we're friends, so you being here doesn't have to be a secret. Calling it a date would agitate basically everyone in the place into thinking things are more significant than they are, though, so use your discretion on that bit.

[Because Micchi is fairly sure that Philip will only have a finite amount of subtlty in him before he gets distracted, best to focus it on one area!

Meanwhile, it seems the singing telegram was an honest mistake. Micchi sighs.]

Okay, I get it. It was still ridiculous, but... Well done for trying.

[Oh man he really reluctantly got that last bit out.]