[Well, it isn't easy to surprise Micchi so much that he can't cover it up in time, but well done, Philip! Micchi starts laughing outright, and quickly has to quiet himself down, glancing around for any disapproving looks. Maybe they should get out of here.]

I really need to go back to basics with you, don't I? [It's easy to forget when Philip always picks up on information so quickly!] It means you're asking questions that are more personal than you're allowed right now. If anyone's interested in my sexual history they have to go out with me a few times first before I'll reveal anything.

[Micchi raises an eyebrow.]

So... Do you want to go on a date with me, Philip?