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callmemicchi ([personal profile] callmemicchi) wrote in [community profile] couscoussier2016-03-24 09:22 pm

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme [ver. EM]

RNG 1-5 for flavour. 1-15 for details!


1. Vanilla
2. Kinky
3. Roleplay Scenarios
4. Sex Toys
5. Failsex!



Vanilla
1. First time - One or both of you are virgins. Or it's the first time since you started dating, and it's time to take the next step!
2. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
3. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
4. Penetrative (Missionary) - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
5. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
6. Doggy style/Riding - Sex from behind or on top.
7. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
8. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
9. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
10. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
11. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
12. Been a while - It's been a while since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
13. Hook up - You're horny, single, and neither of you is bad looking, so why not knock boots?
14. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
15. Wedding Night - After a day sealing your vows and celebrating your love with friends and family, it's the time to celebrate privately, physically.


Kinky
1. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
2. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
3. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
4. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and the other submits willingly to their orders.
5. In public - the possibilities are almost endless! Anywhere you can be seen, or risk the potential of being seen.
6. Impact Play - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty, or they just enjoy the sensation on their butt.
7. Temperature Play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down, or wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
8. Sex Wrestling - It's like regular wrestling... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
9. Sensory Deprivation - a blindfold, for example? Focusing on only your remaining senses can make orgasms even stronger!
10. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
11. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
12. Phone sex/Sexting - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
13. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
14. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else, or perhaps watch a consenting couple?
15. Exhibitionism - You want to perform for your lover, solo or with someone of your mutual choosing.


Roleplay Scenarios
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade, or to be taught some lessons outside the classroom.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. And a physical!
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Butler, valet, maid, handmaiden... Those servants have to serve someone.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pirates - Looting and pillaging got you going? Or did you stowaway a pretty human prize from dry land?
8. Human/Animal Hybrid - Pets are endearing, but a catboy (for example) is even cuter.
9. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
10. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... Or at least give them a hickey.
11. Prostitute - They paid for you.
12. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
13. Priest - They need to confess to you...
14. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
15. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!



Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
4. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
5. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
6. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
7. Pervertibles - Cucumbers, candles, ice cubes, or even electric toothbrushes!
8. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
9. Weapons - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
10. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
11. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
12. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
13. Paddles/Crops/Whips - for a variety of impact sensations.
14. Animal Accessories - A kitty ear headband? A anal plug puppy tail? A food bowl, a collar and leash?
15. Rope/chains - How can you get all tied up without it?


Failsex!
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
8. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
9. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
10. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
11. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
12. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
13. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
14. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
15. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.

[Altered from the original.]
foodispriority: (eh?)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Marvelous is sitting in his Captain's chair in the common room, NOT BROODING, when he senses somebody else entering the room. The steps are too light to be Joe or Gai, and too purposeful to be Hakase. He takes another moment to discern it isn't someone searching for goodies. Not Luka then.]

Ahim. Thought you'd be asleep by now.

[She's been in her own room for quite some time now; Marvelous thought after that curious taste of Earth alcohol she'd sipped as the same time as the others that she'd turned her nose up at it and gone to bed. Apparently not. Or else she's been woken by something.]

Something wrong?
princesspirate: (hurt)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a small jump from Ahim, as though she had not expected him to be there. She smooths her hands down over her coat, and smiles at him.]

Marvelous-san. No, I am perfectly awake, and nothing is wrong. I am simply...

[She pauses, trying to think of the best way to put her request]

I am in need of an extra pair of eyes, I believe.

foodispriority: (ladies man)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Marvelous can actually be super quiet when he wants to be! Shocking as it is. He looks at Ahim curiously as she speaks. She seems fine after all, as she says.]

What do you want me to look at?

[Sounds intriguing.]
princesspirate: (guns akimbo)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like you to give your opinion on some lingerie.

[Because she sees no point in trying to act coy, or hide her intentions. While trying to find the right words to use can make her seem cautious, when she is sure of herself, Ahim is very direct]
foodispriority: (smirking from up here)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M UP.

[Yep, he's out of his seat like a shot! He knows Ahim well enough to suspect she won't want to do it in the open out here; she might not even be wearing it! It could just be laid out on her bed. If she did want to show off for him in an area where anyone could walk in on them though, wow.]
princesspirate: (gokai pink)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ahim laughs a little, reassured. She should have been prepared for the reaction, honestly, but it is good to see, all the same. She gestures her head back in the direction of her cabin]

If you would care to follow me...?

[She can walk off. She knows he will follow. There are certain things Marvelous-san is always ready for, and this is something that Ahim certainly appreciates]
foodispriority: (protecting a princess)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He had to make sure it was worth getting up for! And it really was. Lingerie is intimate. Marvelous likes being intimate with his crew. Physically. He follos her to her room like a good puppy, something you can only achieve with the promise of food or sex... ]
princesspirate: (bright smile and cat ears)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She would be insulted if she thought that implied he thought that she wasn't worth getting up for. On the other hand, she was very much planning on proving that following her that evening was worth every effort it might have taken him, so it is an odd crossing of thoughts.]

[Once they are in her cabin, she will close the door behind them, and take off her jacket. Underneath, she is wearing a sheer slip, which stops just at the curve of her backside. The bottom hem of the slip is made of delicate lace, providing the frill that Ahim prefers in all her clothing, and there is the slightest hint of the lace edge of her underwear beneath]

[Oh, and was it mentioned that it is all red in colour?]


Marvelous-san?
foodispriority: (yeah!)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, she wasted no time with that. Marvelous likes that about Ahim! No-nonsense, just action. People assume a princess will be fussy, but she's decisive. Must come from having a responsiblity to so many subjects.

He licks his lips and a lop-sided grin settles onto his face.]


What sort of opinion do you need? It suits you. It looks sexy.
Edited 2016-08-28 16:31 (UTC)
princesspirate: (wanted poster)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ahim smiles, almost shy at the compliment as she fingers the lace edge.]

Thank you, Marvelous-san.

[She looks up at him, and places her hands behind her back, swaying slightly]

It has been a while since I have been with someone.
foodispriority: (smirking from up here)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's always liked those pretty things with the frills and bows. And they do feel nice beneath the fingers, he can admit that! Her body language is the most interesting thing right now though. So open and inviting. Suggestive. Marvelous takes a confident step forward, and then another, into Ahim's personal space.]

You lonely, princess? [He fingers the lace at the hem of her skirt.] You wearing this because you want to feel wanted?
princesspirate: (tea)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a nod of response. Oddly, she feels quite ashamed in admitting it. Though whether the shame is admitting to being lonely, or admitting to wanting to feel wanted...]

[But she nods]


Yes
foodispriority: (ladies man)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[No need to feel shame, Ahim! Marvelous slips his finger under her chin to tilt it up until she's looking at him properly.]

All you had to do was say so, princess.

[Marvelous leans in to press his mouth to hers, an almost closed-mouth kiss, but one that still feels more passionate the longer it goes on.

She needs more appreciation! This is part of the captain's job, to make sure the crew is happy. He skirts his hand down the lingerie, over her side to her hip.]


You look gorgeous. Anyone who would neglect you for so long is an idiot. I'm an idiot.

[That's obvious, but she'll appreciate him saying it anyway.]
princesspirate: (hurt)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She leans into the kiss, letting in linger when they do move away to speak. She shakes her head, laughing a little at his words, though]

You are not an idiot, and you know I will not have you say you are.

[There is a moment, and her hand goes to the buttons of his waistcoat]

But it has been a while, and I would like to have an orgasm tonight, thank you.
foodispriority: (yeah!)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well she's the only one too well-bred to call an idiot an idiot! He will smile at her fondly for that.]

Just the one orgasm, Ahim?

[He's good for way more than that and you should know it!]
princesspirate: (smile 2)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Multiple would be very acceptable, but I will accept just one.

[There's a slyness in that smile, a hint of teasing. Because, yes, she is teasing, in her own way]
foodispriority: (protecting a princess)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't leave you just content.

[Mind-blown would be a better adjective.]

You want me to appreciate the way you got all dolled up for me too, right? [It had to be for him; she came and found him purposely.] You're wearing my colour... You want to be mine tonight?

[Marvelous makes a big deal of feeling the slinky fabric beneath his palm, moving his hand around Ahim's hip and to the small of her back before it slips down to curve her sweet buttock. His other hand comes up to play with one of the straps, feeling his way down it to her chest and then stopping with fingers mere inches from touching her breast.]
princesspirate: (smiles)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[While she seems very calm, Ahim's eyes are darkening. Her voice is quiet though, but then she's never very loud]

That was the intention

[Because Marvelous was the right choice for the current feeling, she knew that. She lazily undid the buttons of his waistcoat, and the shirt buttons which lay directly underneath, and let the tips of her fingers stroke along the skin that peeked from underneath]

Do you like being chosen?
foodispriority: (smirking from up here)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep it on for a while, then.

[The lingerie is thin enough that he can fondle her right through it anyway. He can appreciate it really well with his hands and mouth if she keeps it on for now. She can undress him all she likes though! He puffs his chest out for her approval.]

You have high standards. Not to mention you're a princess. Who wouldn't like to be chosen by a princess?

So yeah, I like it. I like it a lot.

[If you're unsure as to how much he likes it take a fondle through his pants and feel him getting hard because of you.]
princesspirate: (concerned)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-08-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's another smile crossing her lips now, this one more deliberate, more clear of her intentions]

Good.

[She undoes some more of the buttons, pushing the shirt sides away and stroking the skin again. Calmly, she looks up at him through her eyelashes, her hand trailing down and lingering over his pants but not touching]

You are an impressive choice. Am I selfish for wanting an impressive choice?
foodispriority: (Default)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-08-28 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You deserve the best.

[Marvelous lets his shirt slide off his arms and hit the floor. Oh does he love hearing how impressive he is. He puffs up and preens even more.

Then he reaches out to cup Ahim's breasts in his hands. Small, but sweet. Perfectly formed, and responsive enough to his touch. Through that flimsy fabric he can feel her nipples start to stiffen up immediately beneath his fingers.]


Any other ways I can impress you, princess?
princesspirate: (tea)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-09-02 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She can feel the warmth of his hands through the fabric and her breath hitches a little. She's done this before, not just with Marvelous, but she does it rarely enough that she still feels each little step as something very different indeed. She places a hand flat on her chest, looking up at him still through her eyelashes]

Are you willing to follow the orders of a princess, Captain?
foodispriority: (wink)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-09-02 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
When it comes to this, I am.

[He rolls her nipples gently between his fingers just to see her response. Marvelousis always happy to defer to what other people want in the bedroom; he wants to see and feel and know what they like most. It doesn't take anything away from his being captain of the ship! Ahim has always respected his authority in that respect. And he has always been aware that she was raised to rule herself.]
princesspirate: (hurt)

[personal profile] princesspirate 2016-09-02 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[There is the smallest reaction from Ahim, a little audible gasp at the feel. She bite her bottom lip just slightly, nodding to show that she understood his consent in the matter and that she was fully consenting as well. She always had to make sure that was known, she couldn't continue if it wasn't]

Your Princesses wishes you to please her. Are you up to that task?
foodispriority: (uh?)

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-09-02 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha, so this is where it's going. They're going to roleplay? Marvelous quirks a smile before straightening out his expression. You don't smirk at your princess! He bows his head humbly and goes down onto one knee. It's so thrilling giving control over to another person! He trusts Ahim to make it a really good time for them both.]

I am, your... Highness? Majesty?

[He looks up at her with a questioning expression. What should he call her in this context?]

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