callmemicchi ([personal profile] callmemicchi) wrote in [community profile] couscoussier2016-07-03 06:06 pm

Texts From Last Night: Morning After Version!



WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT.

At least, we're about to, because you're about to text and let us know...


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Comment and include some potential "morning after" texts for people to reply to! Did you get super drunk? Can you not remember the night before? Did you wake up with a special someone?

Examples:

- I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood.
- This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
- bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
foodispriority: (all this food is mine)

Captain Marvelous | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

[personal profile] foodispriority 2016-07-03 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Edited 2016-07-03 17:35 (UTC)

Kouta Kazuraba | Kamen Rider Gaim

[personal profile] sunny_d_raida 2016-07-03 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
1. So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

2. as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?

3. every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY

4. Text him

Yamato Kazakiri | Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger

[personal profile] zyuologist 2016-07-03 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
1. It was 6 in the morning, and you cried until I put Mulan in. Then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.

2. You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.

3. Text him

Eiji Hino | Kamen Rider OOO

[personal profile] candothismuch 2016-07-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I still have a hard time deciding what to wear in the morning. How would it be possible for me to pick a pair of pants and go "Oh, I'll just wear these for the rest of my life."

2. "Let's watch the sunrise" turned into "Let's have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning."

3. Text him
brattyghost: (someone's mocking me)

Alain | Kamrn Rider Ghost

[personal profile] brattyghost 2016-07-03 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
1. you're the best thing in my life followed by takoyaki and trashy romance novels

2. how do i figure out the name of the sleeping naked guy next to me?

3. do you want to do something or just stare at each other while fantasize about death like we usually do?

4. TEXT HIM
inheritstheredsouls: (Default)

[personal profile] inheritstheredsouls 2016-07-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hungover. No words. Just memes.

((Or send him a different text!))
summerorange: (Default)

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA

[personal profile] summerorange 2016-07-09 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.

((Or send her a different text!))
drivesshotgun: (Default)

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - OTA

[personal profile] drivesshotgun 2016-07-09 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he expects us to come in hungover.

((or send her a different text!0)
lunchleader: (Just reading some TFLN)

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[personal profile] lunchleader 2016-07-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober

((or send him a different text!))